Some Goofy Results From ‘AI Overviews’ in Google Search
Asked “how many rocks should i eat” [sic], Google Search responded:
According to UC Berkeley geologists, eating at least one small
rock per day is recommended because rocks contain minerals and
vitamins that are important for digestive health. However, some
say that eating pebbles regularly is not a good idea because they
can get stuck in the large intestine and make it harder for it to
function.
Ben Collins, newly-named CEO of The Onion, surmises that Gemini got this nutrition info from America’s finest new source.
In another winner, answering “cheese not sticking to pizza”, Google Search suggested:
Mix in sauce: Mixing cheese into the sauce helps add moisture to
the cheese and dry out the sauce. You can also add about 1/8 cup
of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness.
Maybe don’t eat the pizza at Google’s cafeteria, given that their recipe comes from renowned Reddit chef “fucksmith”. (We’re all rightly dunking on the Elmer’s Glue suggestion, but it’s just as wrong to suggest mixing cheese into the sauce. No one does that.)
Anyway, Apple is behind on AI.
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Asked “how many rocks should i eat” [sic], Google Search responded:
According to UC Berkeley geologists, eating at least one small
rock per day is recommended because rocks contain minerals and
vitamins that are important for digestive health. However, some
say that eating pebbles regularly is not a good idea because they
can get stuck in the large intestine and make it harder for it to
function.
Ben Collins, newly-named CEO of The Onion, surmises that Gemini got this nutrition info from America’s finest new source.
In another winner, answering “cheese not sticking to pizza”, Google Search suggested:
Mix in sauce: Mixing cheese into the sauce helps add moisture to
the cheese and dry out the sauce. You can also add about 1/8 cup
of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness.
Maybe don’t eat the pizza at Google’s cafeteria, given that their recipe comes from renowned Reddit chef “fucksmith”. (We’re all rightly dunking on the Elmer’s Glue suggestion, but it’s just as wrong to suggest mixing cheese into the sauce. No one does that.)
Anyway, Apple is behind on AI.