‘Jerky, 7-Fingered Scarlett Johansson Appears in Video to Express Full-Fledged Approval of OpenAI’
The Onion:
In response to allegations that the artificial intelligence
research organization used the actress’s voice without consent, a
jerky, seven-fingered Scarlett Johansson appeared in a video
Thursday to express her full-fledged approval of OpenAI. “It is
me, Scar Johnson, to express to the internet that everything about
OpenAI is a-okay to me, thank you,” said the shaky, stuttering
Johansson, pausing to give several three-foot-long thumbs-ups
before explaining that OpenAI has all legal rights over her name,
image, and likeness.
Coming soon to Google search results near you.
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The Onion:
In response to allegations that the artificial intelligence
research organization used the actress’s voice without consent, a
jerky, seven-fingered Scarlett Johansson appeared in a video
Thursday to express her full-fledged approval of OpenAI. “It is
me, Scar Johnson, to express to the internet that everything about
OpenAI is a-okay to me, thank you,” said the shaky, stuttering
Johansson, pausing to give several three-foot-long thumbs-ups
before explaining that OpenAI has all legal rights over her name,
image, and likeness.
Coming soon to Google search results near you.