Cards Against Humanity Sues Elon Musk (SpaceX) for $15 Million
Cards Against Humanity:
We have terrible news. Seven years ago, 150,000 people paid us $15
to protect a pristine parcel of land on the US-Mexico border from
racist billionaire Donald Trump’s very stupid wall.
Unfortunately, an even richer, more racist billionaire — Elon
Musk — snuck up on us from behind and completely fucked that land
with gravel, tractors, and space garbage.
Just look at it! He fucked it.
How did this happen? Elon Musk’s SpaceX was building some space
thing nearby, and he figured he could just dump his shit all over
our gorgeous plot of land without asking. After we caught him,
SpaceX gave us a 12-hour ultimatum to accept a lowball offer for
less than half our land’s value. We said, “Go fuck yourself, Elon
Musk. We’ll see you in court.”
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Cards Against Humanity:
We have terrible news. Seven years ago, 150,000 people paid us $15
to protect a pristine parcel of land on the US-Mexico border from
racist billionaire Donald Trump’s very stupid wall.
Unfortunately, an even richer, more racist billionaire — Elon
Musk — snuck up on us from behind and completely fucked that land
with gravel, tractors, and space garbage.
Just look at it! He fucked it.
How did this happen? Elon Musk’s SpaceX was building some space
thing nearby, and he figured he could just dump his shit all over
our gorgeous plot of land without asking. After we caught him,
SpaceX gave us a 12-hour ultimatum to accept a lowball offer for
less than half our land’s value. We said, “Go fuck yourself, Elon
Musk. We’ll see you in court.”