Actual Headline in The New York Times: ‘R.F.K. Jr. Admits He Left a Dead Bear in Central Park’
I knew RFK Jr. was nuts but I had no idea this nuts. This is his side of the story, for chrissake. Jiminy. You really ought to watch Kennedy’s own video, which, I swear, costars Roseanne Barr.
But. This whole thing — to wit, that it was this shithead RFK Jr. who did this, and that it’s coming out 93 days before an election in which he’s a possible Nader-esque siphon-off-the-vote-of-the-fellow-nutjobs spoiler — might be the funniest story ever.
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I knew RFK Jr. was nuts but I had no idea this nuts. This is his side of the story, for chrissake. Jiminy. You really ought to watch Kennedy’s own video, which, I swear, costars Roseanne Barr.
But. This whole thing — to wit, that it was this shithead RFK Jr. who did this, and that it’s coming out 93 days before an election in which he’s a possible Nader-esque siphon-off-the-vote-of-the-fellow-nutjobs spoiler — might be the funniest story ever.