★ I Wonder
Singsong congratulations from the leaders of America’s biggest companies.
Jeff Bezos, yesterday at 10:29am on X:
Big congratulations to our 45th and now 47th President on an
extraordinary political comeback and decisive victory. No nation
has bigger opportunities. Wishing @realDonaldTrump all success in
leading and uniting the America we all love.
Mark Zuckerberg, yesterday on Threads (natch) at 11:50am:
Congratulations to President Trump on a decisive victory. We have
great opportunities ahead of us as a country. Looking forward to
working with you and your administration.
Sundar Pichai, yesterday on X at 12:02pm:
Congratulations to President @realDonaldTrump on his decisive
victory. We are in a golden age of American innovation and are
committed to working with his administration to help bring the
benefits to everyone.
Satya Nadella, yesterday on X at 12:36pm:
Congratulations President Trump, we’re looking forward to
engaging with you and your administration to drive innovation
forward that creates new growth and opportunity for the United
States and the world.
Tim Cook, yesterday on X at 1:14pm:
Congratulations President Trump on your victory! We look forward
to engaging with you and your administration to help make sure the
United States continues to lead with and be fueled by ingenuity,
innovation, and creativity.
I wonder how much Cook dithered over that cheerful-looking exclamation mark. I hope he regrets it. I wonder whether the latter four knowingly made the error of addressing former president and president-elect Trump as “President Trump”. Our nation only has one president at a time, and that president remains Joe Biden. I wonder how much it stings to be reminded that all the money in the world cannot buy dignity. I wonder too, what taste Cheetos-dusted 78-year-old testicles leave in one’s mouth. Whatever the flavor, I hope it lingers.